I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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