I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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