Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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