im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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