we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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