you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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