This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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