Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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