therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We're too hungover to prance.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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