thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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I didn't notice because vodka
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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