I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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