Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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