Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
jump out the window naked night went bad
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