Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You need Xanax blowdarts
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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