There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
