Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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