I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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