Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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