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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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