Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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