i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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