Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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