Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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