ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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