So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your penis caused this!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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