what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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