your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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