When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
