butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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