AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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