How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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