Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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