Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she smelled like a LAN party
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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