If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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