She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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