Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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