Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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