In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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