we're blogging at a bar
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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