I'm lost and stupid without you.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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