my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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