ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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