my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I am mentally ready for anal.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
