oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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