every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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