Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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