we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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