just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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