we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
