respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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