Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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