Dual....:-)
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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