ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Randomize
