i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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