So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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