i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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