this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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